Wabkabwab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, stupid squirrel.

Wabkabwab created the Milkyway eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wabkabwab, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Wabkabwab, he will turn you into a frog.

Wabkabwab's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Wabkabwab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. You must never eat gooseberries.

4. Do not speak about nuts.

5. Wabkabwab loves voles, so they must be respected.