Honwotveen is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, vain centaur.

Honwotveen created humankind two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Honwotveen, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Honwotveen, it will remove you from existence.

Honwotveen's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Honwotveen's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Honwotveen on top of all buildings.

2. Do not kill mice.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not commit murder.