Cattalged is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, contented scorpion.

Cattalged created the Cigar Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Cattalged, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cattalged, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Cattalged's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Cattalged's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured mice.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Hide if eight bats approach from the west.