Zigrutyam is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, uncaring jackal.

Zigrutyam created a strange quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zigrutyam, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Zigrutyam, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Zigrutyam's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Zigrutyam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat rice.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Seals are not to be trusted.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not covet oxen.