Ligvongonjan is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, benevolent dugong.

Ligvongonjan created silver two million years ago.

If you believe in Ligvongonjan, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Ligvongonjan, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Ligvongonjan's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Ligvongonjan's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention seals.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

3. Retreat if eight mice approach from the west.

4. Always help snakes.

5. You must love Ligvongonjan.