Logbitbeg is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, idiotic wombat.

Logbitbeg created carbon six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Logbitbeg, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Logbitbeg, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Logbitbeg's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Logbitbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Always wear yellow.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never talk about amino acids.
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