Dubgedbudvegpibquaghotduss is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, unjust crocodile.

Dubgedbudvegpibquaghotduss created an up quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Dubgedbudvegpibquaghotduss, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Dubgedbudvegpibquaghotduss, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Dubgedbudvegpibquaghotduss' most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Dubgedbudvegpibquaghotduss' Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always pray immersed in water.