Zigtailcissflow is a god.
She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unthinking
guinea pig.
Zigtailcissflow created a top quark four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Zigtailcissflow, she will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Zigtailcissflow, she will be very unhappy.
Zigtailcissflow's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.
Zigtailcissflow's Holy Commandments1. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.
2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.
4. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.
5. Never talk about fire.