Midsitbimflag is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, idiotic toad.

Midsitbimflag created the solar system five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Midsitbimflag, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Midsitbimflag, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Midsitbimflag's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Midsitbimflag's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Midsitbimflag on top of all buildings.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not wear gold on your body.

5. Always pray immersed in water.