Vablatsas is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, duplicitous swallow.

Vablatsas created vertebrates four billion years ago.

If you believe in Vablatsas, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Vablatsas, it will manifest in front of you.

Vablatsas' most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Vablatsas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your hands.

2. Do not dye your hair orange.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Vablatsas loves sharks, so they must be respected.
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