Gudhakbag is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, humorless dryad.

Gudhakbag created gold two billion years ago.

If you believe in Gudhakbag, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gudhakbag, she will try to impress you with trees.

Gudhakbag's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Gudhakbag's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Gudhakbag on top of all buildings.

2. Never wear dresses.

3. Never mention otters.

4. You must pray to Gudhakbag six times a day.

5. Never look in ponds.