Tabfodceb is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, duplicitous shrew.

Tabfodceb created oxygen two billion years ago.

If you believe in Tabfodceb, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tabfodceb, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Tabfodceb's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Tabfodceb's Holy Commandments

1. Always help ants in need.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.