Pinnullrulcutgubvenranyarp is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, irritating raven.

Pinnullrulcutgubvenranyarp created the Sombrero Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pinnullrulcutgubvenranyarp, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Pinnullrulcutgubvenranyarp, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Pinnullrulcutgubvenranyarp's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Pinnullrulcutgubvenranyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pinnullrulcutgubvenranyarp.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Respect your elders.