Sawvagboss Sandvindub is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, humorless dragonfly.

Sawvagboss Sandvindub created the planet Venus eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sawvagboss Sandvindub, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sawvagboss Sandvindub, she will destroy your home planet.

Sawvagboss Sandvindub's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Sawvagboss Sandvindub's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sawvagboss Sandvindub.

2. Always help sick mites.

3. Worship no other gods but Sawvagboss Sandvindub.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Do not wear yellow clothing.