Nulmisnell Betrilbug is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, fussy zebra.

Nulmisnell Betrilbug created the Milkyway five million years ago.

If you believe in Nulmisnell Betrilbug, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nulmisnell Betrilbug, it will jump up and down on your head.

Nulmisnell Betrilbug's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Nulmisnell Betrilbug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always look after injured dolphins.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Pray towards the east.