Nulmisnell Betrilbug is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely small, fussy
zebra.
Nulmisnell Betrilbug created the Milkyway five million years ago.
If you believe in
Nulmisnell Betrilbug, it will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Nulmisnell Betrilbug, it will jump up and down on your head.
Nulmisnell Betrilbug's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.
Nulmisnell Betrilbug's Holy Commandments1. Do not chop down trees.
2. Never look in ponds.
3. Always look after injured dolphins.
4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
5. Pray towards the east.