Wanyimtal Fotstragvad is a god.
She takes the form of a small, two-faced
faun.
Wanyimtal Fotstragvad created Asia six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Wanyimtal Fotstragvad, she will not care.
If you do not believe in
Wanyimtal Fotstragvad, she will turn you into a sheep.
Wanyimtal Fotstragvad's most sacred site is Taktser in China.
Wanyimtal Fotstragvad's Holy Commandments1. Do not sing in public.
2. Always take life seriously.
3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
4. Never wear trousers.
5. Wanyimtal Fotstragvad loves seals, so they must be honoured.