Wanyimtal Fotstragvad is a god.

She takes the form of a small, two-faced faun.

Wanyimtal Fotstragvad created Asia six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wanyimtal Fotstragvad, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Wanyimtal Fotstragvad, she will turn you into a sheep.

Wanyimtal Fotstragvad's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Wanyimtal Fotstragvad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never wear trousers.

5. Wanyimtal Fotstragvad loves seals, so they must be honoured.