Dubhennurt Tarquatditkam Happidbiss is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, dishonourable donkey.

Dubhennurt Tarquatditkam Happidbiss created the Black Eye Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dubhennurt Tarquatditkam Happidbiss, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dubhennurt Tarquatditkam Happidbiss, she will send you a sign.

Dubhennurt Tarquatditkam Happidbiss' most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Dubhennurt Tarquatditkam Happidbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

3. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

4. You must pray to Dubhennurt Tarquatditkam Happidbiss nine times a day.

5. Do not listen to music.