Davnutbell is a god.
He takes the form of a very thin, humorless
dryad.
Davnutbell created silver two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Davnutbell, he will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Davnutbell, he will attempt to scare you with hail.
Davnutbell's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.
Davnutbell's Holy Commandments1. Hide if nine aardvarks approach from the east.
2. Never hurt bats.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.
4. Put Davnutbell first in all things.
5. Never wear jumpers.