Jamstragcibwabwad is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, annoying yak.

Jamstragcibwabwad created the Large Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jamstragcibwabwad, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Jamstragcibwabwad, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Jamstragcibwabwad's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Jamstragcibwabwad's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt manatees.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never feed spinach to bats while wearing green stockings.

4. Fast once a month.

5. You must pray to Jamstragcibwabwad six times a day.