Flamnarlzak is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, slow ferret.

Flamnarlzak created the planet Earth four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flamnarlzak, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Flamnarlzak, it will think nothing of it.

Flamnarlzak's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Flamnarlzak's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never pour water over plants.