Hoglisttimripnabcissfebbod is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, generous rat.

Hoglisttimripnabcissfebbod created vertebrates two years ago.

If you believe in Hoglisttimripnabcissfebbod, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hoglisttimripnabcissfebbod, he will turn you into a frog.

Hoglisttimripnabcissfebbod's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Hoglisttimripnabcissfebbod's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Snails are not to be trusted.

3. Never eat bread.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Erect a large iron sculpture of Hoglisttimripnabcissfebbod on top of all buildings.