Nelpopbut is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, merciless raccoon.

Nelpopbut created dark energy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nelpopbut, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Nelpopbut, it will come to you in dreams.

Nelpopbut's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Nelpopbut's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Nelpopbut.

2. Do not take Nelpopbut's name in vain.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never feed coconuts to horses while wearing gray jumpers.