Himveglag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, strong hummingbird.

Himveglag created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Himveglag, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Himveglag, he will destroy your favourite star.

Himveglag's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Himveglag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not hurt aardvarks.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Hide from turquoise foxes for they are unholy.