Fedsidgam is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, idiotic troll.

Fedsidgam created dark matter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fedsidgam, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fedsidgam, it will try to impress you with trees.

Fedsidgam's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Fedsidgam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Always help snakes.