Fedsidgam is a god.
It takes the form of a massive, idiotic
troll.
Fedsidgam created dark matter three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Fedsidgam, it will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Fedsidgam, it will try to impress you with trees.
Fedsidgam's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.
Fedsidgam's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
2. Show mercy to disobedient children.
3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.
4. Pray towards the south.
5. Always help snakes.