Dossrapquimmidnabdanbigkon is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, uncaring swallow.

Dossrapquimmidnabdanbigkon created the Virgo Supercluster eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dossrapquimmidnabdanbigkon, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dossrapquimmidnabdanbigkon, he will turn you into a frog.

Dossrapquimmidnabdanbigkon's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Dossrapquimmidnabdanbigkon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Dossrapquimmidnabdanbigkon on top of all buildings.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Hide from green eagles for they are unholy.

5. Do not wear black clothing.