Bitliktab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, happy frog.

Bitliktab created carbon seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bitliktab, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bitliktab, it will strike you with lightening.

Bitliktab's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Bitliktab's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear indigo shirts.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Never eat beans.

5. Never look in ponds.