Fubhitsid is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, humane guinea pig.

Fubhitsid created Europe three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fubhitsid, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fubhitsid, she will not care at all.

Fubhitsid's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Fubhitsid's Holy Commandments

1. Fubhitsid must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never feed turnips to snakes while wearing cyan shorts.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fubhitsid.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.