Podsatdidnib Bopgepjip Kimdussbadtimvabkamhigdam is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, ill-tempered goose.

Podsatdidnib Bopgepjip Kimdussbadtimvabkamhigdam created matter seven million years ago.

If you believe in Podsatdidnib Bopgepjip Kimdussbadtimvabkamhigdam, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Podsatdidnib Bopgepjip Kimdussbadtimvabkamhigdam, she will ignore you.

Podsatdidnib Bopgepjip Kimdussbadtimvabkamhigdam's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Podsatdidnib Bopgepjip Kimdussbadtimvabkamhigdam's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from magenta otters for they are unholy.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.