Bestjatomt is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, sapient chicken.

Bestjatomt created silver three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bestjatomt, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bestjatomt, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Bestjatomt's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Bestjatomt's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Always look after injured capybaras.

4. Never wear rings.

5. Never paint your legs magenta.