Ripappcip is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, competent jaguar.

Ripappcip created vertebrates three billion years ago.

If you believe in Ripappcip, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Ripappcip, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Ripappcip's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Ripappcip's Holy Commandments

1. Ripappcip loves dolphins, so they must be respected.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Do not speak about aubergines.

4. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.

5. Always treat doves with great respect.