Quillweedissnig is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, dishonest dragon.

Quillweedissnig created light nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quillweedissnig, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Quillweedissnig, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Quillweedissnig's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Quillweedissnig's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never paint your chest violet.

3. Do not speak about melons.

4. Quillweedissnig must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.