Zenbudbon Titfenwod is a god.
He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, effective
rhinoceros.
Zenbudbon Titfenwod created tapeworms six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Zenbudbon Titfenwod, he will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Zenbudbon Titfenwod, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.
Zenbudbon Titfenwod's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.
Zenbudbon Titfenwod's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear silver on your body.
2. Always obey Zenbudbon Titfenwod's priests.
3. Do not take Zenbudbon Titfenwod's name in vain.
4. Do not eat carrots.
5. Do not make images of living things.