Sanhugkin Minbimhon is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, competent monkey.

Sanhugkin Minbimhon created viruses nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Sanhugkin Minbimhon, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sanhugkin Minbimhon, she will be mildly annoyed.

Sanhugkin Minbimhon's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Sanhugkin Minbimhon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat bananas.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Sanhugkin Minbimhon.

3. Put Sanhugkin Minbimhon first in all things.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never pour water over plants.