Hittafbafmon is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, thoughtless chicken.

Hittafbafmon created light nine million years ago.

If you believe in Hittafbafmon, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Hittafbafmon, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Hittafbafmon's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Hittafbafmon's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Never look at moons.

3. Hittafbafmon loves snails, so they must be respected.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.