Disscudham is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, astonishing naga.

Disscudham created vertebrates four billion years ago.

If you believe in Disscudham, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Disscudham, he will curse you with boils.

Disscudham's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Disscudham's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never hurt pigs.

5. Never skip in holy places.