Figtettidid is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, thoughtless rhinoceros.

Figtettidid created the Andromeda Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Figtettidid, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Figtettidid, he will refuse to believe in you.

Figtettidid's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Figtettidid's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never talk about dogs.

3. Do not eat carrots.

4. Figtettidid loves voles, so they must be respected.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.