Fasappgov is a god.

She takes the form of a small, calm raven.

Fasappgov created a bottom quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fasappgov, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fasappgov, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Fasappgov's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Fasappgov's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not dye your hair indigo.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.

5. Do not cook food in pots.