Gidsidfar is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, bad-tempered mink.

Gidsidfar created carbon seven million years ago.

If you believe in Gidsidfar, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gidsidfar, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Gidsidfar's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Gidsidfar's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into purple rooms.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Never talk about sheep.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. You must love Gidsidfar.