Xinnilbin is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, grumpy lion.

Xinnilbin created water nine million years ago.

If you believe in Xinnilbin, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Xinnilbin, he will cry a lot.

Xinnilbin's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Xinnilbin's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never sit in the presence of dolphins.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.