Gepyikdog is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, clever spider.

Gepyikdog created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepyikdog, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gepyikdog, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Gepyikdog's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Gepyikdog's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Gepyikdog's priests.

2. Never hurt nematodes.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Never paint your back orange.

5. Never go into indigo rooms.