Stipgabmut is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, compassionate wolf.

Stipgabmut created the cosmos four years ago.

If you believe in Stipgabmut, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Stipgabmut, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Stipgabmut's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Stipgabmut's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. You must never eat gooseberries.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never hurt moths.

5. Never pour water over plants.