Tombumstipbonkgutdibnil is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, selfish dragon.

Tombumstipbonkgutdibnil created a top quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tombumstipbonkgutdibnil, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tombumstipbonkgutdibnil, it will send minions to preach to you.

Tombumstipbonkgutdibnil's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Tombumstipbonkgutdibnil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Worship no other gods but Tombumstipbonkgutdibnil.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never wear hats.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.