Vonkmilgig is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, strong dove.

Vonkmilgig created water nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vonkmilgig, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vonkmilgig, she will have a low opinion of you.

Vonkmilgig's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Vonkmilgig's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a room before entering it.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never paint your feet yellow.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.