Zenxemboss is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, sapient swan.

Zenxemboss created snails eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zenxemboss, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Zenxemboss, she will come to you in dreams.

Zenxemboss' most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Zenxemboss' Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never mention hamsters.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always treat whales with great respect.