Pomjigbadjan is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, uncaring troll.

Pomjigbadjan created the Black Eye Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Pomjigbadjan, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Pomjigbadjan, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Pomjigbadjan's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Pomjigbadjan's Holy Commandments

1. Put Pomjigbadjan first in all things.

2. Always help sick whales.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never play with disobedient children.