Armfebtag is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, narcissistic eagle.

Armfebtag created an atom nine million years ago.

If you believe in Armfebtag, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Armfebtag, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Armfebtag's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Armfebtag's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from orange frogs for they are unholy.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

3. Seals are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always stare at clouds.