Xenstiklarnzig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, dishonest lobster.

Xenstiklarnzig created the Tadpole Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xenstiklarnzig, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Xenstiklarnzig, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Xenstiklarnzig's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Xenstiklarnzig's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.