Batpidtarp is a god.
He takes the form of a blubbery, strong
fly.
Batpidtarp created water seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Batpidtarp, he will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Batpidtarp, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.
Batpidtarp's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.
Batpidtarp's Holy Commandments1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
2. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Batpidtarp on top of all buildings.
3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
4. Look mercifully on unfortunate bats.
5. Hide from fawn whales for they are unholy.