Batpidtarp is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, strong fly.

Batpidtarp created water seven million years ago.

If you believe in Batpidtarp, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Batpidtarp, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Batpidtarp's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Batpidtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Batpidtarp on top of all buildings.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate bats.

5. Hide from fawn whales for they are unholy.