Jadcimtenlit is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, intelligent hedgehog.

Jadcimtenlit created humanity four years ago.

If you believe in Jadcimtenlit, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Jadcimtenlit, he will send you a sign.

Jadcimtenlit's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Jadcimtenlit's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed bananas to nematodes while wearing brown stockings.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Worship no other gods but Jadcimtenlit.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jadcimtenlit.