Vidxenwik is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, benevolent hedgehog.

Vidxenwik created the Tadpole Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vidxenwik, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Vidxenwik, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Vidxenwik's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Vidxenwik's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt snakes.

2. Do not shave your head.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never run in the presence of gulls.

5. Do not drink water in pink rooms.